Dear Mr. Spencer Brownstone,

We are not afraid to brown-nose you Brownstone. We have come a long way from the times that man feared to tread the Earth. We are not saying, "Don't tread on me". In fact, you can walk all over us; we are here to do your bidding, to bring you fame and even add to your already enormous fortune.

Is there a catch? Of course there is, there always is. But it’s a simple one, for we are simple folk. Does it involve money? Of course it does you fool! Simple folk love money and have even been known to kill for it (poor simpletons).

Enclosed is a logo that we have designed for your gallery. In exchange for print-ready film and the rights to use it, just hand over a cool five bills...that's thousands. $5000.00. Or if that doesn't tickle your little fancy, put us in a show. I mean, come on, from Santa Cruz to Reykjavik, Cafe Blanc to Club Noir, we have been there. We have a history. We know each other.

Looking to the past to get to the future,

A.K.U.S.A.

ps: Don't put all your eggs in one basket. Try two or three.

pps: For best ruck in Lotto: 6, 11, 17, 22, 23, 47.